Tuesday, January 22, 2013


OPERATING ROOM NOTES
(August 2011 - December 2012 Shift)

> In from bum life / office work via ward with fat pads stubbornly intact on hips, belly and on subcutaneous layers covering self

> With mental, physical and parental consent to work for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, in the most random General Reliever shiftings possible

> Transferred into Post Anesthesia Care Unit, transferred out patients

> Scrubbed and gowned aseptically

> Hooked to ongoing operations with OS and instrument count repeatedly done with complete remarks

> Operations ended, post-op care to patients rendered  instruments repeatedly washed and packed.

> Ingested 386 units of 3-in-1 coffee 350 ml type Kopiko Brown Sugar, sipping well

> Above coffees consumed followed by 1,257 cases of Caesarian Section

> Kept alive and usefull to society

> Encouraged foot and leg exercises by circulating ongoing operations

> Referred to Dimsum with orders made, paid and eaten

> Referred back to self for further evaluation and management of further plans in life

> Emotional needs perfectly attended

> Endorsed to bum life/office work with stable happiness, with memories attached at heart :)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really love your posts! You are one funny person. :-) Incidentally, I think we have already met each other. I was a former PNTP/Rn Heals nurse myself in tne sugical ICU of qmmc. I could be one of those sicu nurses who might have received your endorsement post OR. Anyways, keep up the crazy writing! Looking foward to reading more.

Airina April said...

Funny! :)

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Clarriscent said...

@Anonymous

Haha, replied to your earlier comment on the other post. I'd love to know who you are!

@Airina April

Thanks for regularly reading my works! I adore your blog too even though I don't get to drop by regularly. Keep blogging! :)

Anonymous said...

I've been following your blog and your posts have been a source of insight to the life of sorta-newbie-nurses and your posts are never boring!

So this means you've ended your nursing career for now? Is there a specific reason for this? I've been out of the medical field for 2 years now and thinking of going back to try (as a untried working nurse!). Thinking of later applying for OR nurse staff if possible.

-C

Anonymous said...

Oh! And reading above you mentioned 5 days a week.. is that the usual working days for QMMC? And not the dreaded 6 days?

-C

Clarriscent said...

@ -C

Thank you for reading the products of my garbled thought process I wrote them specifically for you colleagues who may have been looking for nursing experiences of others because I do enjoy reading them as well.

If you have the chance, choose to work inside the OR, it's a stressful and demanding environment but you get to learn everything from internal anatomy to dealing with people from all walks of life. And yes, the usual is 5 days a week, 8 hours a day. :) I will definitely be back in the medical field real soon. :) Good luck on your endeavors!

Anonymous said...

Thanks and good luck with you as well. Will look forward to reading to more posts from you. :)

-C

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